Thursday, March 3, 2011

February Anguished English

Here are my February favorites:

Stop the Presses: "Man struck by lightning faces battery charge"

Wrong Word: "It was a case of love at Versailles"

Sign of the Times: "Nailed to trees along rural roads around Shreveport, Louisiana: Frank's Body Works"

School Daze: "A fairy tale is something that never happened a long time ago"

Sportspeak: "Jerry Remy then hit an RBI single off Hass's leg, which rolled into right field"

Lost in Translation: "In a Jeweler's window in India: We shoot earholes"

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