Awkward Situations

Many people know that I am a strong advocate for awkward situations.  I think they are hysterical and you always have an interesting story to tell your friends later.  However, when the awkward situation turns from funny to creepy, then I draw the line. 

I finish shopping for my groceries and as the cashier is ringing up my food he asks, "How's school goin?"  I tell him that I graduated and he's all, "Oh my! That is wonderful!  What was your major?"  I tell him that I majored in English and then he proceeds to ask me if I've found a job and all that.  I tell him that I have not and he says, "You should write a book!  That's what I'm doing!"  I told him that I don't want to write a book, but I could edit one if I found a job in editing.  He then says, "You should edit my book!  Seriously!  Write your name and address on this piece of paper!"  LOL LOL LOL HELLZ NO!  Maybe he was just being friendly and really wanted some help editing, but how do I know that for sure.  You can never be too safe.  I told him that I don't have enough editing experience and luckily the lady behind me interrupted him by explaining an issue she was having with the price of milk.  I grabbed my bags and ran out of there so fast.

After that lovely encounter, I watched Dancing With the Stars.  I was actually impressed with the cast and dancing!  A couple of months ago I was unsure of the cast that was selected.  It didn't seem like it would be very entertaining, but it actually was!  Kyle Massey from the Disney Channel was surprisingly good and I was shocked at his ability to pick up the dance steps.  He really woke up the crowd and stunned the audience.  And I loved Jennifer Grey's waltz with Derek Hough.  It was elegant and a great way to start the first show.  For this week, David Hasselhoff received the least amount of votes and had to leave the show.  I was not surprised by this outcome, for he was one of the few that I pegged as the first to go.  I was actually hoping he would stay another week or two because he is pretty entertaining!  I cannot wait for next week to see how the stars improve!